Is Spider Pig really a nasty subliminal message from the Simpsons Movie?

Spider Pig, Spider Pig… This is the greatest song from the new Simpson’s Movie. I love it and sing it to my wife daily.

She hasn’t even seen the movie and she sings it back to me.

However, is there a darker side to this song? Is it really a subliminal message telling us about “a good dead pussy, nasty one!”

Personally, I think it’s a coincedence, and that I imagine if you play most things backwards you would be able to find all sorts of things in there. However, watch this movie and you tell me.

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This real big veiny triumphant bastard.

There are times in my life when I’m ashamed of myself. And there are times when I’m ashamed, but am laughing too hard to care… This is one of the latter times.

He finds this Ghostbusters-Lunchbox-Dick-Treasure-Chest, and he flips out.

Superbad is gonna be awesome. I don’t even know that much about it and I am totally sold on this movie.

Now, I realize that I’m going double on the dick/masturbation videos today, but that’s just the kind of morning I’m having.

21st birthdays are a gift to be hated

Man o Man. I remember my 21st birthday. I was working with a bunch of raging alcoholics at a Red Robin in college, and everyone I knew gathered to celebrate my impending entrance to manhood. Or at least, legally drinking. However, I can’t imagine being a cute young girl and working at a freakish design house in Portland when I turned 21.

Here is the video, straight from the horses mouth.

It isn’t available on YouTube, so you’ll have to click through to watch, but it’s awesome. I wish I could have been there.

Kari's 21st Birthday at Nemo

Photoshop a fat girl skinny

I’ve been using photoshop for several years now, and while I’m by no means a wizard, I can do the basic stuff and can occasionally bust out some cool shit. However, when it comes to dramatically changing a person, it still baffles me how powerful the tool is. While watching this in high speed makes it look easy, I understand that there is some true wizardry at work here. But that’s like talking about the engineering of a Ferrari, while ignoring how it drives. While this video is an impressive feat for those that know Photoshop, it’s also completely frightening to think about what we’re seeing and accepting as reality.

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It’s a thin line when you start discussing cosmetic “touch-ups.” Because what one person is ok with, can be drastically different than the next.

David Hasselhoff, drunk, eating a hamburger

“I’ll be fine…”

Sure you will Hoff.

(see the whole version here:

It’s pretty sad what Hasselhoff is doing to himself. And I both feel for his kid, who’s probably pretty pissed and confused, but I’m also annoyed at the little bastard, and think it’s pretty heartless to tape him like this and upload to youtube… Pretty cold blooded. (supposedly Hoff asked his family to tape him when he relapsed, but that doesn’t mean you upload it to YouTube).

Wieden and Kennedy make their 12 Fail Harder

So, Wieden+Kennedy is a cool agency. And their school “12” is all about being cool and hip and mind-breaking. Here is one of the only things I’ve seen done by them.

Wieden + Kennedy Fail Harder

Wieden + Kennedy Fail Harder

Wieden + Kennedy Fail Harder

Now, don’t get me wrong, there’s something very romantic about the notion of failing harder. And supposedly, Dan Wieden himself carries a mantra that all of his creatives are worthless to him until they each fail majorly TWO times. He wants them to not be afraid of fear, but to pursue a line so thin, that there must be the occasional slip into failure. Very romantic indeed.

But let us look at this beautiful and excellently done wall. Supposedly containing 100419 drawing pins, and taking over 351 hours to build. DAMN! Considering they had 12 people working on this, that’s 29.25 hours per person, almost a full week of work by 12 individuals. Now, those 12 are paying to go to this school, and I have to say, I’d be pretty damn pissed if I had to pay money to go and push pins into a wall for an entire week, taking off some time to shit and eat and read Lifehacker. And while it’s really cool to look at, is it really going to lead anyone to take more risks? I’d say looking at that, it causes me to say, “Nevermind, crazy ideas are often the masturbation of their owners, which leave everyone feeling empty and used up after the selfish-ness passes. What’s the point?”

Does anyone who walks by this really get motivated to take a greater risk? To have courage in the face of losing their job? And in the world of Top-Tier advertising, have the balls to risk a major corporations millions of dollars pursuing something truly crazy? I’m not saying that isn’t a great goal, but does a wall filled with pushpins motivate me into action?

Who knows? I’m sitting here thinking about it, which may cause me into more action than I realize. Just the fact that it was so profound of a concept that I spent 20 minutes beating it with a stick, might mean it is absolutely successful. I don’t know. But I still no I’d hate to spend money to be told to make this.

Watch the video of them making it. Harder/movie.html

The making of the Second Coming – Nike’s Basketball Campaign

This is a pretty rad little video that shows the making of NIke’s Second Coming campaign. It’s also interesting in how just having a bunch of guys, walking around, looking important, playing basketball, just looks so frickin’ cool when special lighting, great soundtrack, and all that is used. I wanna be one of them. I guess I’ll buy the shoes and the warm-ups and that’s the closest I can get.

Here is the actual commercial, so you can see what the end process looks like. Also very cool. A little self-important, but that’s what advertising is.