This real big veiny triumphant bastard.

There are times in my life when I’m ashamed of myself. And there are times when I’m ashamed, but am laughing too hard to care… This is one of the latter times.

He finds this Ghostbusters-Lunchbox-Dick-Treasure-Chest, and he flips out.

Superbad is gonna be awesome. I don’t even know that much about it and I am totally sold on this movie.

Now, I realize that I’m going double on the dick/masturbation videos today, but that’s just the kind of morning I’m having.