someecards.com, when you care enough to hit send.
Damn, I’m currently in love with this site. It has a bunch of completely inappropriate stuff that is exactly what’s funny these days. Of course you want to send someone an ecard, but you don’t really want to send them some tacky crap that your grandma would send, so what do you do? You send an SOMEECARD…
Here are a few of my favorites.
Congratulations on your new baby if it was intentional.
The past month has been the best long-term relationship of my life.
I’m glad we stay mildly interested in each other’s lives.
If we were in prison, I’d help you not get raped.
I’m intimidated by your history with black guys.